Wednesday, February 18

waffle wednesday.

yesterday had allllll the traffic.
mmmhmmm.
that's real.
from late morning until early evening,
driving and driving and driving.
and by that, i mean mostly driving very slowly.
yep.
that was some big fun, too,
steady creepin',
and more than making forward progress,
i made myself furious for a few extra hours.
who doesn't love a long drive, made longer by 'fraidy cats
and crap-holes cruising cautiously back to their unholy holes
in the suburbs of boston.
yikes.
heading south in the icy air,
behind miles and miles of supersized snailcrawlers.
that's what i get, when i gotta get a couple girls for a short visit
to the wonderfully wintry wild-windswept woodsly goodness.
yup.
an arctic blastin' berserker brouhaha, beginning with a too-long road trip.
the thing is,
i've got harvest and maple now,
and we're doing some family togetherness sh!t as hard as we can.
we only get a short stay this february,
so we've gotta get all the good stuff stuffed into a small space.
that means starting the day off right.
check the teleport:
boom.
it's waffle wednesday.
that's a thing.
coconut, coconut flour, oatmeal, butter, brown sugar,
and expert activation.
plus,
we wanted to bring a bit extra to the breakfast party.
mmhmm.
...and we did just that.
well, actually,
amber brought the strawberries and bananas.
but we ate the holy heck outta them all.
wordimus prime.
powdered sugar on the berries.
sliced up 'nanas.
and pecans.
yep.
that's no joke.
heated up, buttered down, and sugared with vanilla an' that.
real maple syrup?
obvi.
we aren't a bunch of F*ing A*-holes, man.
take it easy.
***********
the brightest spot in my yesterday?
i mean, the other bright spot,
besides these daughters of mine?
chipotle.
YEAH!
so much food, in one deviously dope diaper.
neighbors,
as usual, i got allllll those vegan jauns.
teleport:

ew, and yum,
and also, ew.
i'm a fat pig, and i hate myself.
also,
i love food, and i'm learning to live with the loathing.
hahahaha.
psych!
duders,
i actually just want to eat all the food of ever and ever,
FORever and ever.
that's the truth.
so,
it's all mostly still a food story.
but at least it's a true story.
that's it;
never quiet, never soft.....

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